In My Mind's Eye: Oops!

Wifey’s Story

Wifey and Hubby get home on a chilly, wet afternoon. As they walk up the stairs and approach the door Wifey slips and falls right on her tushy. She looks up at Hubby who is holding back laughter. She practically gets up by herself when he crotches down slightly to lift her arm. He straightens his face: “Are you okay, honey?” She snatches her arm from him and limp into the house angrily.

Well in my mind’s eye, this is how it really went down?

Wifey and Hubby get home and she slips. With supersonic speed, Hubby appears beside her! She falls into his arms. She look up at him and exclaims “My hero”. As she admires his rippling muscles, he picks her up and she wraps her arms around his neck. He carries her in and across the threshold just like on their honeymoon. :)

Hubby’s Story

Wifey and Hubby get home on a chilly, wet afternoon. They walk up the stairs and he steps forward, gets the door and holds it open for her. Suddenly she slips and falls right on her tushy. He almost laughed as he imagined it in slow motion. It was funny, for goodness sakes! He asked if she was alright and tried to help her up but she gets all angry, snatches her arm away and limps into the house. She shouldn't blame him because she slipped. She could have held on to the railing. She didn’t even notice that he was opening the door for her. He goes in the house, shaking his head.

Well in my mind’s eye, this is how it really went down?

Wifey and Hubby get home on a chilly, wet afternoon. They walk up the stairs and he steps forward, opens the door and holds it open for her. Suddenly she slips and falls right on her tushy. He looks down at her and she looks up with an embarrassed smirk on her face. They both laugh. Hubby says “Honey I can’t help imagining that in slow motion”. He demonstrates. She slaps his leg and he helps her up. Hubby says “Does it hurt honey? Don’t worry, I’ll give it a nice massage”. They go in as she swats his hands off of her backside :)

In My Mind's Eye: A Walk in the Park

Wifey’s Story

Wifey and Hubby take a walk in the park. She thought it would be nice since it was such a beautiful day. The birds chirp in the trees, which are beautifully decorated with pink blossoms. They walk past the lake…so gorgeous and serene. The grass is green, the wind blows softly on her skin--she practically feels at one with nature. “Honey, isn’t it beautiful out here?” “Huh? Yeah honey.” You continue to walk along when he spots a bunch of guys ahead. “Say, do you see those guys playing football over there? Now today’s a nice day for football, yes indeedy. Okay if I go play?” She says “sure”, seconds after he’s jogged off. So much for a romantic walk in the park.

Now in my mind’s eye this is how it really went down:

Wifey is walking down the trail with Hubby when he takes her hand. She thinks ‘This is sweet’ as they swing their arms along. Then suddenly a melody flows through the air and Hubby picks up a tune:

Darling you know that I love you and I know you love me the same.

He jumps onto a park bench:

Every time I am with you, I’m awed at the grace of your name.

He gets behind an oak tree where he peeks out:

Darling you know that I need you and I want you ever the more

He takes her hand on bended knee:

So come away, I want you to stay for with you my lonely heart soars.

Then everyone in the park starts singing his song, performing synchronized dance! It’s like Enchanted or something! Oh, it goes on and on. Then the excitement dies down and suddenly the two of them are alone. Hubby breathes out:

The test of time…girl will you be mine…our love will forever endure.

Then they do one of those kisses where it looks like her neck is going to break off. Hahaha!

Hubby’s Story

Hubby takes Wifey on a walk in the park. It is kind of nice since it’s such a beautiful day. In fact, it’s a great day for sports! When his buddies were around, they played all sorts; but somehow since he and Wifey got married, his buddies didn’t come around like they used to…“Honey, isn’t it beautiful out here?” Hubby’s musings are disturbed. “Huh? Yeah honey.” As they walk along, Hubby spots a bunch of guys ahead. Other guys? In the park? On a nice day? “Say, do you see those guys playing football over there? Now today’s a nice day for football, yes indeedy. Okay if I go play? She says sure. He thinks “I can always count on her” and he jogs off.

Now in my mind’s eye this is how it really went down:

It’s a nice day, and Hubby decides to take a refreshing walk with Wifey. It is a nice day and a great day for sports. She wanted to enjoy the weather in her pretty little dress. Yeah. :/ He and Wifey enjoy the walk when he notices some guys playing football ahead. “Say, do you see those guys playing football over there? Now today’s a nice day for football, yes indeedy. Okay if I go play?” “Football?” she asks; “Yeah sure. Want to be on the same team?” Hubby double-takes. He turns to her and she’s in his favorite football jersey, knotted to the side, in short shorts! She punches him in the arm, “Naw, I’ll be on the other team so you can tackle me as much as you want. She jogs off, leading the way. ;)

In My Mind's Eye: Dinner and Dance

Wifey’s Story

So Hubby and Wifey are at a couple's dance sitting at their table rather bored while all the other couples dance. Hubby really didn't want to come but Wifey pleaded and insisted. Little did she know that he would just sit there, appeased only by the ribs and crab cakes served. Hubby hardly looks at her, still upset that she brought him there. He looks at his wrist watch every 5 minutes, waiting for it to be over. Wifey sighs "Ce la vie" and accepts her plight, preparing to liberate him by agreeing to go home.

Well, in my mind's eye, this is how it really went down:

Wifey is sitting at the table and suddenly a Latin beat streams through the air. The song ignites her soul; her passion can only be satisfied through dance. Then surprisingly, Hubby is standing in front of her and asks for her hand. Slightly reluctant, she places her hand in his. He whisks her away and impresses her with precise Latin moves. He twists and turns her. He lifts and twirls her. He makes her spin and sway and takes her breath away! Her spirit soars for the love of the music and the man. The dance ends on a sensual note. She look up at him like 'It's on tonight!’ :)

Hubby’s Story

So they’re at a couple's dance sitting at their table. Wifey looks rather bored while all the other couples dance. Hubby didn’t really want to come—he told her, but she pleaded and insisted. She knows this was not his thing. His only satisfaction was the meal—might as well eat enough to cover the cost of the tickets. Yeah he’s upset. He looks at those couples dancing all fancy. She knows he doesn’t dance like that.

Now in my mind’s eye this is how it really went down:

Hubby sits tapping his fingers on the table and comes up with an idea. He gets up, heads over to the DJ and whispers inconspicuously. He then makes his way to the middle of the dance floor demanding space and attention. He yells “Hit it!” Shocked and amused, the crowd looks on with bewilderment when the Cupid Shuffle transcends through the air! The hall bounces with base; the beat captures his senses. He thinks, “Now this is more like it”. Wifey jumps up like “C’mon now!” and joins him with excitement. Soon the crowd catches on. It’s a really fun time. The song ends and she jumps on him, strokes his hair, and says “I’m so proud of you, honey. And yeah, it is on tonight!”

In My Mind's Eye: Dish Duty

Wifey’s Story

Wifey hates washing the dishes, but it has to get done. So she faces the drudgery of the act as she squeezes dish liquid on the sponge and scrubs away. Hubby walks in, tosses his plate and cup onto the pile and walks away. Smoke comes out of her ears.

Well, in my mind's eye, this is how it really went down:

Wifey’s washing the dishes. Hubby knows that she hates washing the dishes so he enters the kitchen, hugs her from behind, and asks if he can help. She smiles and says that she would appreciate the help. So he places his plate and cup down on the pile and together they wash and dry, swaying as they sing a silly song they make up about dishes. :)

Hubby’s Story

Wifey hates washing the dishes, but they both know that it has to get done. Hubby would do it himself if he wasn’t stuck in an online office meeting. He hurries into the kitchen, tosses his plate and cup onto the pile and dashes out to get back to the meeting. But before he could leave the kitchen, he hears her bang on the sink. Couldn’t she understand that he’s in an important meeting?

Now in my mind’s eye this is how it really went down:

Wifey comes into the office and says “Hubby, I’ve got to wash the dishes—makes me want to pull my hair out!” Hubby says “Yeah, that’s how I feel about cleaning the bathroom.” They shrug with an understanding smirk. Wifey looks closer “What are you doing?” “I’m in an online meeting with my boss and some of my supervisors. We’ve got to put this project together tonight.” “Okay honey. Let me give you peace and take care of those dishes.” She spots the dishes on his table. “Let me take those for you.”

In My Mind's Eye: Petty Desires

Wifey’s Story

So Wifey really wants some shoes she noticed from Saks 5th Avenue. She approaches Hubby, wraps her arms around his neck and with puppy dog eyes, indirectly implies that she needs some cash for something important. He gives her a speech about how they need to save and invest and how their petty desires need to wait for their future good. She sighs and walks away, disappointed that her attempt was fruitless. :/

Well, in my mind's eye, this is how it really went down:

It’s Wifey’s day off and Hubby is ready to leave for work; but before he goes, he hands her a wad of $20s totaling $500 bucks! He says "Get something nice for herself". She asks "What about our savings?". He says "I'll take care of that". He drags his finger down her nose, past her lips and to her chin lifting it, then says "It's time to take care of you" with a tender kiss. He holds her hand and departs, leaving her grip reluctantly. She thinks 'Maybe those $500 shoes from Saks can wait. I think I'll invest in some Saks shares!' :)

Hubby’s Story

So Wifey really wants some shoes she noticed from Saks 5th Avenue. Hubby knows ‘cause she’s got 10 pictures of them on her cell phone! Hubby also knows how much they cost: $459.99! Why would you spend $460 on shoes???? He just didn’t understand. Wifey approaches Hubby, wrap her arms around his neck with puppy dog eyes and implies that she needs some cash for something important. Why couldn’t she just tell him the whole truth? So he gives her a speech about how they need to save and invest and how their petty desires need to wait for their future good. She goes away whining about the fact that she never gets anything nice. What about that new necklace? What about the matching bracelet and earrings, and her new stylish winter jacket?

Now in my mind’s eye this is how it really went down:

After Hubby’s speech about needing to save and invest, Wifey says “Okay, you’re right. I just wanted those shoes from Saks really. I know they can wait.” He feels really proud of her. On his train ride to work, he reads the paper and finds out that his stocks had greatly increased in value! He can’t wait to tell Wifey the good news. He stops by Saks to get the shoes to surprise her. He gets home, shares the great news, and presents her with the gift while she covers him with kisses! He feels so good to have made her happy and to show that he was right!

In My Mind's Eye: The Rat Race

Wifey’s Story

So Wifey gets home from work. It was one of those late days. Tired as a rat (you know, the rat race) and all she wants to do is to lie down. As soon as she walks in, Hubby says "Hi honey; what's for dinner?" She sulks to the kitchen dragging her feet, muttering her complaints.

Well, in my mind's eye, this is how it really went down:

Wifey opens the door and is welcomed by a delightful aroma! Her apron-clad Hubby peeks out from the kitchen. "Honey, I got home early from work. I wanted to get this done before you got home. Just relax in the living room, put your feet up and I'll be right there." Soon, he enters the living room with a tray of her favorite meal. She kisses him tenderly as she says "Thank you, honey." He looks at her sincerely and says "No, Thank you". :)

Hubby’s Story

Hubby comes home after a long day of work. He’s tired and hungry. He’s discouraged; I mean he’s been working his job for 5 years now and what’s he have to show for it? Paycheck after paycheck, bill after bill; he can hardly keep the family afloat. If only he could get that business idea off the ground. Sigh…but the Wifey doesn’t think it could work. Wifey walks in. He wishes she didn’t have to work so hard. He says “Hi honey. What’s for dinner?” She sulks to the kitchen complaining as if it were such a terrible task to make dinner. He wonders if it’s because of him that she’s become so unhappy. She comes out of the kitchen and says “Honey, there’s nothing to eat. I’m tired too. I’m off to bed.” Hubby wipes his face and sighs. He goes to the kitchen, has himself some noodles and heads to the room where Wifey lies, facing the wall. He sighs and does his best to fall asleep.

Now in my mind’s eye this is how it really went down:

Hubby gets back from work practically drained. He decides to take a brief nap before Wifey gets home. He wakes up to a blurry vision. It appears to be Wifey standing there smiling brightly. He focuses in…her smile reminds him of when they first met. “Hello dear; dinner is ready”. At the dining room table, she uncovers a plate of his favorite meal. He asks “Join me?” She says “My pleasure” and they enjoy dinner together. Hubby announces “Honey, I have a brilliant business idea!” She leans in to hear him carefully. After listening to his idea, she answers with awe and amazement: “Wow, what a great idea! Who would think of that? You’re so clever, I know it will work!” They brainstorm together, pray over it, and feel a sense of accomplishment. Then they relax to watch CNN while she massages his feet, after which they head to bed together.

In My Mind's Eye: The Remote

Wifey’s Story

So Hubby asks Wifey to pass the remote while staring intently at the TV screen. She gets up, hands him the remote without a word and return to her seat, fuming.

Well, in my mind's eye, this is how it really went down:

Wifey hands Hubby the remote...then he grabs her wrist and pulls her into his arms! They laugh out loud as he tickles her. As they calm down, he looks into her eyes and expresses his undying love and appreciation, closing with a kiss. Then he sends her off with a pat on the backside :)

Hubby’s Story

So Hubby asks Wifey to pass the remote while staring intently at the TV screen. It’s 7:58pm and while trying to catch the last moments of their show, there’s a very critical game starting at 8:00 that he can’t miss. Wifey gets up with an attitude, practically throws the remote at him, and goes back to her seat without even saying sorry!

Now in my mind’s eye this is how it really went down:

Hubby asks Wifey to pass the remote while staring intently at the TV screen. She says “No. Let me change the channels for you.” “Naw, that won’t work, pass it here.” She says “I’ve got all the channels memorized and I’ve got a mean trigger finger. Try me.” “Alright…CNN. TBS. BET. TBN.—she changes the channels correctly at lightning speed. “Alright…ESPN!” she changes it to Lifetime. “Ah ha!” he exclaims. She snickers “Just messing with you” as she puts it on ESPN. :)