Thursday, March 31, 2011

Recommendations: Baby Talk

So experts say that you should talk to your baby all the time and that no age is too early. This is important in order to develop your child's social and communication skills. So like they say, you hold full conversations with your child.

Scenario.

You get home from work and Suzy crawls up to you. You’re so touched; you grab her up and lift her in the air as she laughs. “I’m so happy to see you too, Suzy. How was your day?”; you ask enthusiastically. You pause. “Really? Well, let me tell you about my day.” You place her in your lap. “So I went to the 7-11 this morning and the most amazing thing happened. I got the last smoked turkey, tomato and swiss cheese ready-made sandwich!” Suzy giggles through her teeth. “I know, honey, isn’t that exciting? I mean it made my whole day! But then on my way home, I got stuck in traffic.” Suzy gets distracted and starts to pull at your hair. You pull it out of her grasp. “Yeah, honey, I did feel like pulling out my hair; especially since the radio station kept repeating a bunch of dumb songs.” Tired of sitting, she struggles to get down, through your arms. You lift her up, back on your knee “That’s right, dear; I weaved my way through those cars down the emergency lane…But then the police saw me and pulled me over.” Agitated, Suzy starts to cry. “Honey, you are so in tune with my emotions!” You place your head in your palm as you pull out a $75 ticket. :/

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